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Tojoboo
Basically a Wehraboo, except for Imperial Japan. The name is derived from Japanese Prime Minister and convicted war criminal Hideki Tojo
Common characteristics of Tojoboos include:
1. Justifying or even outright denying Japanese imperialism or war crimes, such as the Rape of Nanking.
2. If any mention of Japanese war crimes is brought up in their presence, they will either justify them, say that other countries also committed war crimes, or attack the other person.
3. Whine about how the Tokyo Trials were supposedly unfair and how convicted Japanese war criminals were actually innocent.
4. They will tend to use the "history is written by the victors" argument.
5. They are vocally anti-Korean, and also anti-Chinese to a lesser extent.
6. They will get defensive and angry when presented with any evidence they disagree with.
Tojoboos are commonly found in the YouTube comments of videos about World War II, Imperial Japan, or Japanese war crimes/war criminals.
Tojoboos may or may not be ethnically Japanese. They are also not to be confused with weeaboos, but it is possible for someone to be both.
Common characteristics of Tojoboos include:
1. Justifying or even outright denying Japanese imperialism or war crimes, such as the Rape of Nanking.
2. If any mention of Japanese war crimes is brought up in their presence, they will either justify them, say that other countries also committed war crimes, or attack the other person.
3. Whine about how the Tokyo Trials were supposedly unfair and how convicted Japanese war criminals were actually innocent.
4. They will tend to use the "history is written by the victors" argument.
5. They are vocally anti-Korean, and also anti-Chinese to a lesser extent.
6. They will get defensive and angry when presented with any evidence they disagree with.
Tojoboos are commonly found in the YouTube comments of videos about World War II, Imperial Japan, or Japanese war crimes/war criminals.
Tojoboos may or may not be ethnically Japanese. They are also not to be confused with weeaboos, but it is possible for someone to be both.
Person 1: The Rape of Nanking never happened; it's all Chinese lies! All of the photo evidence is fake!
Person 2: The photographs were actually real, and there are numerous firsthand accounts of the event.
Person 1: Koreans chose to annex themselves to Japan! They did it peacefully at their own will, and most of them were pro-Japan! In fact, they benefited greatly from imperialism, so their hatred against Japan is completely unjustified!
Person 2: Sweet Jesus, you are a Tojoboo!
Person 2: The photographs were actually real, and there are numerous firsthand accounts of the event.
Person 1: Koreans chose to annex themselves to Japan! They did it peacefully at their own will, and most of them were pro-Japan! In fact, they benefited greatly from imperialism, so their hatred against Japan is completely unjustified!
Person 2: Sweet Jesus, you are a Tojoboo!
Tojoboo by meepmeep16 April 11, 2021
Toejob
Toejob, just like a footjob, means that a girl uses her toes and/or toenails to jack off or tickle a man's dick, for sexual fun and pleasure.
Beverly has sexy red toenails after trimming and painting them. She gave me the best toejob - by using both of her feet, using her first and second toes to softly caressing and pinching my dick. She also dig her toenails on every part of my dick and balls. Oh... that girl is so hot! I love her for that.
Toejob by ToemanXtreme January 3, 2008
Tejbz
A Swedish gamer on youtube. He makes many sexual puns, and speaks remarkable English for someone from Sweden. He specializes in making Modern Warfare 2 commentaries, often opening his videos with, "What up, dawgs? Tejb here, to tha face, to tha face!" or, "It's yer boi Tejb!" He is the most subscribed and viewed Swedish person on youtube, often saying his videos will make you touch yourself.
His real name is Tobias.
His real name is Tobias.
Viewer 1: "Did you see Tejb's newest Flawless Free for All on Underpass? He headshotted and was like, 'To tha face, to tha face!'"
Viewer 2: "Yeah dude, that Swede pwns some serious n00bs."
Viewer 1: "I totally love Tejbz! His pwnage with the Intervention sniper is totally unrivaled!"
Viewer 2: "Yeah dude, that Swede pwns some serious n00bs."
Viewer 1: "I totally love Tejbz! His pwnage with the Intervention sniper is totally unrivaled!"
Tejbz by Nizzle Chrizzle Pizzle April 12, 2010
tejon
Tejon is a nice, handsome looking young man. He is one that give's good advice to his friends. Tejon is a humble man. His friend's know him for his good company and he is also alluring. Most people consider him as ladies' man.
tejon by MysteryMagic December 26, 2013
Toejob
Creating the act of intercourse between someone's toes with a penis. It is NOT the act of sucking toes.
Tejbz
A Swedish bloke who makes gaming commentary videos on YouTube. He's notable for his catchphrase ''To tha face''( which even spawned it's own song), his heavy Swedish accent, and mad COD skillz.