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Hey man, can I bum a tejo?
tejo by sleepyguy20 August 3, 2009
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Tejomay • tejo • Tejohn • tejon • tejosh • Tejob • Tejodvaya • tejok • Tejolakshmi • Tejorrhea
Is a game of 2 teams, which includes 1 player of the oppsite team placing a Tejo (gun powder filled sack) into the their anus. The other team then throws flaming darts at the Tejo to try to explode the Tejo causing a burning sensation in the opponent’s anus.
A point is awarded each time a Tejo erupts in the opponents ass.
Wanna play some Tejo and rip some ass?
Tejo by ColumbianGringo August 24, 2023
The sacred act of receiving a blowjob while Tebowing.
Man, only the christian girls give Tejobs.
Tejob by reyfer January 9, 2012
Tejon is a nice, handsome looking young man. He is one that give's good advice to his friends. Tejon is a humble man. His friend's know him for his good company and he is also alluring. Most people consider him as ladies' man.
Hey, look, there's Tejon, the ladies' man.
tejon by MysteryMagic December 26, 2013
Tejon is a sexy person that has a very large penis. Everyone knows he gets a lot of girls and all of them choke on his large dick
Look it’s Tejon, he has a massive penis.
Tejon by LargeWilly November 1, 2017
That dude has a tejok
tejok by Jemom May 31, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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