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A Swedish gamer on youtube. He makes many sexual puns, and speaks remarkable English for someone from Sweden. He specializes in making Modern Warfare 2 commentaries, often opening his videos with, "What up, dawgs? Tejb here, to tha face, to tha face!" or, "It's yer boi Tejb!" He is the most subscribed and viewed Swedish person on youtube, often saying his videos will make you touch yourself.

His real name is Tobias.
Viewer 1: "Did you see Tejb's newest Flawless Free for All on Underpass? He headshotted and was like, 'To tha face, to tha face!'"

Viewer 2: "Yeah dude, that Swede pwns some serious n00bs."

Viewer 1: "I totally love Tejbz! His pwnage with the Intervention sniper is totally unrivaled!"
Tejbz by Nizzle Chrizzle Pizzle April 12, 2010
A Swedish bloke who makes gaming commentary videos on YouTube. He's notable for his catchphrase ''To tha face''( which even spawned it's own song), his heavy Swedish accent, and mad COD skillz.
Damn dawg, you be rocking that map like Tejbz!
Tejbz by Kippykapp January 20, 2011
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Is A Guy From Sweden Who Makes Awesome youtube Videos That Are Both Hilariouly Commentated On And Beastly In Content.

His Opening To Most Videos Is:

"What Up Guys? Tebj Here, To Tha Face! To Tha Face!"

Trivia -

Most Viewed Swedish youtube Channel Ever!
Gamer 1: Check Tebjz Out On Youtube, He Got This Awesome Video You Will Have To Touch Yourself Over It.

Gamer 2: I doubt it but ill check it out.....
----------------LATER THAT NIGHT---------
Gamer 2: WOW! Where'd My Tissues GO?
Tebjz by xallaraParallax March 26, 2010

Tejaztlan 

Chicanos call Texas by the name Tejaztlan, referencing the the legendary ancestral home of the Nahua peoples, one of the main cultural groups in Mesoamerica. Aztec is the Nahuatl word for "people from Aztlan". Some Chicanos feel that the name Aztlan refers to the lands of Northern Mexico that were annexed by the United States as a result of the Mexican-American War. Hence the use of Tejaztlan, Califaztlan, Arizaztlan, New Mejaztlan, Coloraztlan, Nevadaztlan, and Utaztlan.
Tejaztlan WAS Mexico. We've been here longer than any pilgrim immigrants. Tejaztlan is our home and we're an indigenous people to this land.
Tejaztlan by xana c/s August 26, 2010
A true sex god. Nuff said
Is that tejbir
Oh my gosh it is
Wanna have a three some with him
Yes please
tejbir by Sean cock December 4, 2017
The best person in very group. Takes care of everyone. Good at almost everything. Hard outside but emotional inside. Will always be there for you as a best friend. He will always support. The brightest one in a group
You makes me feel so comfortable
You are tejbhanu today....
(Algerianism or the act of acting Algerian in Arabic - AlgƩrianisme in French) Is the phenomenon that involves conforming deliberately to the hideous stupid retarded Algerian standards in order to prove the indifference in acts, values or physical appearance, in other words, it is the phenomenon of forcing oneself to behave hideously just like the surrounding to in order to fulfill social integrity, it is mainly caused by lack of personality and confidence toward being self content, bad genes can be also the reason behind.
El tejzar rah dayer hala.
Speaking loud in telephone.

Riding noisy motorcycles.

Wearing common chinese or turkish-made clothes.

Lacking in civility or rigor

Rani njazar - Rak tjazar - Rahi tjazar - Rana Njazrou - Rakoum tjazrou - Rahoum yjazrou
El Tejzar by Wahard August 1, 2017
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