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A sexual act not unlike the world renowned "blow-job", but containing more use of the females teeth. Also used in exchange of US currency.
Customer- Hey how much for a beer?
Bartender- 2 bucks, or a few teeth j's
Customer- Your lucky I'm broke
Teeth J by Arumple October 30, 2008
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teeth job 

Giving a blowjob and having the teeth rake along the penis
"She scratched my dick while sucking it with that teeth job
teeth job by Sjsuahajaush December 26, 2014

teeth juice 

teeth juice is a delicious form of grease produced by teethers.
"wow, i really enjoyed that teeth juice!"

jezza teeth 

Some one with really bad teeth and looks like they’ve come straight from the Jeremy Kyle show
The fuck you looking At jezza teeth
jezza teeth by MC Halsey April 16, 2019

Jonny Rocket Teeth 

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.
"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"

Jerk Teeth 

Jerking off while you’re brushing your teeth
“You’re telling me you haven’t mastered the jerk teeth?”
Jerk Teeth by Jamie rogers July 14, 2022

She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth. 

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.
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