Teeny-Fopper

A teenager (Usually by the name of Alan but not always) who shops in the shop Fopp on regular occasions. The habitual creature will normally wear a cardigan accompanied by a starbucks coffee in hand. They could be seen as elitist, but i shall rest you assure that this is NOT TRUE.

They are also fond of french toast in the mornings, this is a neccesity for being a Teeny-Fopper and can be found in page 78 Rule 3 of the Teeny-Foppers guide to the Galaxy...and Fopp.

Bitch be a Teeny-Fopper.

Teeny-Fopper by Dr. Fopper June 19, 2009

teenybopper

a retard, usually a 11-14 year old girl who wears shirts that say things like "angel" "princess" "diva" "goddess," etc. they wear sparkly pink/blue jewelry. and the true mark is crisp, clean new-looking low-top converse OR navy blue skechers. also pretend they have boobs but they dont. their bras are more like a piece of elastic with eggshells connected. and they enjoy wearing denim bell bottoms or "flares" with pre-worn out butts and/or a little flowery design somewhere.

hey, check out the fruity teenybopper... yeah the one with cheap butterfly clips in her hair and the justin timberlake lunchbox

teenybopper by andie September 19, 2003

Teenyboppers 

Flat-chested 11 and 12 year olds that worship non-flat-chested rappers wives, wear make-up thicker than their IQs, and post self-taken pictures of 8 different angles of their face on MySpace.

"zOmg, liek, i ttly went ^ anofer traina bra syz dis yr!!!!!!1!" Said the Teenyboppers in unison.

Teenyboppers by Clairis January 23, 2008

teenybopper

n. Usually a young girl, almost a teenager, who follows fads without thinking for themselves. Very mindless and superficial. Seen wearing either "cute" shirts with "Angel," "Diva," "Hottie," etc. or anything else that is currently in fashion, such as the long-tunic with tights style going around now, which I think looks completely horrendous. (It also causes girls who are not "thin" enough to become anorexic since this season's style is extremely thin, as if there aren't enough anorexic people in the US and other places.) They are usually "popular" in school, unfortunately, and they do not convey what true beauty is. Teenyboppers are proof that Western civilization is failing, since they don't really amount to anything when they get older, either.

Teenybopper: lyK oMG i lyike lovooooovveeeee (insert any rich, snobby, does-not-contribute-anything-of-worth celebrity's name here) and i lyk want to have sex w himand lyyykk havve his babieszzzzzz !!!! lolLOLlolLOL ;P !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: That is very disgusting. How old are you again?

Teenybopper: 9.

Me: *dies*

teenybopper by Introvert November 9, 2006

teenybopper

A tween (10-13 yrs old) or teenager (13-19 yrs old) who is obsessed with being young and vivacious. This classification of the human specie is often synonymous with fangirls as they are most often female. This does not mean that males are left out.

Generally speaking, the male teenybopper can be classified into the "skater" or "punk" group; "goth" is far too hardcore for their prepubescent bodies.

SYMPTOMS OF TEENYBOPPER:
-freakish grinding at school dances
-shaving not because they need to, but so that the hair will appear darker and thicher; therefore more "adultish"
-underdeveloped genetalia
-stuffed pant crotches
-an excess of makeup/glittery substances
-fangirl t-shirts
-extremely tight pants ... on males
-keeping a diary sealed with a chain and padlock which is kept under mattress

REMEDY:
`unfortunately there is no remedy, this spell must be waited out until the aflicted pereson discovers that this illness is annoying/obnoxoius.

Any young person bouncing around consuming pixie stix and bragging about being allowed to go to the mall without parental supervision for the first time.

Any young person with a skateboard and a surfer-bowl haircut saying "hella" or "bitchin" and then then glancing around to be certain that no authoritative adult heard them.

teenybopper by I_LOVE_LOTR May 9, 2005

teenybopper

A teenybopper is a girl from the age 11-16 yrs. old. She says something like OMG I hate her she fucking muc stole my my boifriend.. Yeah who cares I means that a sad thing but they act like they are going to die. They only care about Twilight and think that a celebrity will one day marry them(so sad). They also think that they are grown up and only care about makeup and hot boys. If they are watching a sad movie all they care about it their mascara running. What the HELL!!!

Watch out for those evil teenyboppers they might kill your ears with the voice of Justin Bieber!!

teenybopper by iamkirstenn February 8, 2010

teenybopper

teenagers (usually girls) who are obsessed
on musicians who rather sells their records based on their imagery rather than the actuality and or essence of the song(s); usually pop artists who doesn't write their own materials and needs a choreographer to put on a show.

Britney Spears, N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, O'Town, 5ive, Jessica Simpson

teenybopper by x November 1, 2003