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Tee Eff (tf) is something you say when something is absolutely ridiculous or unexpected. When your grandma only gives you $5 for your birthday, you typically say "Tee Eff?!" You then reach in the bag to grab the AK-47 to ruin her day. Other uses for "Tee Eff" would be if an ugly girl slides in your dm's. The right the to do is send a screenshot to your homeboy and ask "Tee Eff?!". Tee Eff is just used to emphasize the letters "T" and "F" in the popular "Tf" abbreviation for "The fuck".
Patrick: "Bro, I wish I had a bald girlfriend so when I have sex with her from the back I can smack her baldy."
Owen: "Tee Eff???!!"
Tee Eff by Pxttyy July 3, 2016
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a substitute for titty fucking for all the girls who are grossed out by the word 'titty'
he'd rather tee-eff me then get a handy
tee-eff by TheShivers February 19, 2003

Dubya-Tee-Eff 

Oh-Em-Jee OMG, Dubya-Tee-Eff?!
Dubya-Tee-Eff by Bite Me May 1, 2005

dubba yew tee eff 

A way of writing out the ever-so-popular Internet acronym "WTF" which stands for "What The Fuck". It is usually used to be funny, to exaggerate, or be very sarcastic. This method can also be used for any other acronym:

LOL - ell oh ell
ROFL - ARE OH EFF ELL
OMG - oh em gee

It has also been known that WTF has been pronounced like "wuh-tff" when people try say it like it's spelled, as they would say "Lawl" or "Rawffle" in lieu of LOL or ROFL.
Let's say Timmy and Johnny are playing Counter-Strike:

Timmy: What the crap was that? OMGHI2U81607861048 is using headshot scripts! No fair! A headshot through the wall with an AWP is impossible!

Johnny: OH EM GEE DUBBA YEW TEE EFF??!! Ohnoes! We better report him to the admin so he gets b4nnz0r3d! Timmy, STFU and play.

Timmy: Ohnoes! I got pwnz0r3d!

double-you-tee-eff 

The pronounciation of the acronym wtf. Usually spoken by the vets of online gaming who've also seen the End of Ze World video.
"Double-you-tee-eff mate?!"
double-you-tee-eff by Hadraniel January 10, 2005

dubya tee eff 

the cool way of saying WTF- What the Fuck
Someone dropped a brick on my foot and i was like dubya tee eff
dubya tee eff by danfaK April 5, 2007

doubleyou tee eff 

the phonetic names of the letters W, T, and F. See wtf.
Doubleyou tee eff, mate?!
doubleyou tee eff by edski February 14, 2006
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