Noun
A beer; Often called a "tedy" or "brewski". The word is a portmanteau of Tedy Bruschi and Brewski, thus creating The Tedy Brewski.
Origin:
'Murica
Chad: "Matt, grab me another brewski please!"
Matt: "...A what?"
Chad: "A Tedy Brewski..."
Matt: "Aight Brobi Wan Kenobi"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'