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A Ipswich cult lead by a local devil worshiper with many young followers mainly of young age. Members of Tedism are said to either have no personal life, or are just plain bored.
"Yoish, I went to a Tedism rally tonight. Man, do I hate the world or what!"
Tedism by Kirk Vanhootanhanga March 23, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
An episode of the tv show How I Met Your Mother that heavily features the annoying Ted Mosby character.
Dammit, it's a Tedisode this week... What else is on?
Tedisode by Plowage October 28, 2010
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tedisson 

A Tedisson is a homosexual man who lives in Europe, usually Germany. Tedissons tend to be really bad at games such as Valorant or Overwatch. They tend live on a diet of Lemons.
Oh, my god I have a Tedisson on my team
tedisson by TheBigBangBosh July 28, 2024
The religion of the righteous and guided. The only path to salvation. Those that believe in Tedism are destined to live a good life.
He was a stout believer in Tedism, so he lived a good life.
Tedism by ElephantJux January 3, 2025
a unique condition commonly found amongst steady teddys in the berachain ecosystem, where individual teddys become so totally obsessed and tarded, that they catch a touch of the tism.

side effects may include severe attachment to teddys, memes, and trollin.
that mfer chama def has tedism
tedism by steadyteddys March 15, 2025
a unique condition commonly found amongst steady teddys in the berachain ecosystem, where individual teddys become so totally obsessed and tarded, that they catch a touch of the tism. side effects may include severe low iq, attachment to teddys, memes, and trollin.
that mfer chama def has tedism
tedism by steadyteddys March 19, 2025

tedistic 

post having a gummy, someone said the word tedistic, which we didn’t know if it existed. We learned that it wasn’t a word, we decided it should have a meaning. This is the type of stupid thing that happens when you are high.

The definition means….Adjective. The moment approximately 30-60 minutes post having an edible, when you have been sitting silently for a few minutes and you recognize that the thc has hit, and you giggle by yourself because you realize you are high. you are tedistic.
TJ ate his gummy and was tedistic at dinner.
tedistic by THC u later July 19, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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