Tedas 

A cool person with cool friends and a bad life bc why not

Tedas has cool friends, Therefore if you're my friend, You're even cooler!

Tedas by no.#8641 is my discord May 3, 2020

Tedas 

a cool dude with cool friends n good jokes ;)

a cool guy called tedas who is very uncool but cool bc why not

Tedas by no.#8641 is my discord May 3, 2020

Tedas 

Cool dude w/cool friends ngl

Tedas has no friends :(

Tedas by no.#8641 is my discord May 4, 2020

Tedas 

Tedas the funniest and the most annoying friend you could ever ask for, tedas' main priorities are to make you incredibly annoyed but in doing so he makes you laugh, you can share the funniest moments with tedas and still laugh until you fall down drooling. He is really really good looking but is very self conscious. He is depressed but if your there for him he will appreciate you. If you know a tedas you know he's a dry texter so make sure to call him to have the best phone calls of your life. We all love tedas, he also has a maaasive pp

Man I wish I had a tedas.

*Tedas appears*

I'm happy now

Tedas by Apaty October 3, 2022

teaspoon leg it out of here 

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.

Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here

teaspoon leg it out of here by BoosterGould January 2, 2015

teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.

I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.

teasession by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

Tejas Pillai 

In 2004 Tejas Pillai the betrayer of Pewdiepie was born. At birth, Tejas was eating fish curry, daal, papadum, and samosa all day long while watching T-series. Many young kids consider Tejas as Gay but he shows equal love to both genders through hugs. Tejas is currently the God of India and all black people. In Pewdiepie's song Bitch lasagne it states "Tejas is nothing but a bitch lasagne" this shows t series is shit to the god of all whites Pewdiepie. To sum Tejas all up in one word it is 'simple but complex'

Kohli: I invented a new Curry
Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God

Tejas Pillai by Daniel5tookenham June 3, 2020