TEDA

This is a dreamland on earth that explorers in Asia have been looking for centuries, but none of any expeditions has ever succeeded. Finally, in 1979, a legendary team of Chinese pinpointed its location at somewhere near Tianjin. This is a heaven for all races, a place that is the symbol of peace, freedom, and future.

MG: have you heard of the girl named Lu? She is an angle from a place called TEDA.
Feng: you gotta be kidding me? TEDA? You mean the miracle dreamland TEDA?

TEDA by Magnessium August 8, 2019

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Tedard

A Tedard is a Talentless Egotistical Dumb Ass Race Driver. Only Found in NASCAR, these drivers typically are ungrateful for their opportunities, rarely if ever take responsibility for their short comings, always blaming their equitment, other drivers and crew. They don't have the natural talent to compete at the highest levels so NASCAR must reconfigure tracks, change rules and redesign cars to compensate for their small dicks. If sighted in the wild, treat with hostility, disrespect and if captured drop off at McDonalds so they can start their next job.

Matt "That team has the best equitment, why are they always underperforming?"
Cassie "Driver is a Tedard. Given his ride because he brought sponsorship"

Tedard by Kaufman01 March 22, 2022

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tedaleded

To get it up the butt from a skinny white guy with a big cock. To get unwanted attention from a skinny white dude who wants to get big. Getting raped from a guy in Illinois. Someone who rapes people thinking he's Clark Kent.

Guy #1- Dude, my butt hurts!
Guy #2- Did you get tedaleded?
Guy #1- Shit how did you know?
Guy #2- Dude my mom got tedaleded once too. She couldn't walk for a week!

tedaleded by afgmobster October 5, 2009