Tecker 

Someone that masters all the right facets of technology, to be able to move the world.

Beware planetoids, tecker at work.

Tecker by Tecker21 May 17, 2018

tecker 

a man who drives a huge truck with bull nuts on teh back and huge antennas. he wears cowboy boots and cowboy hats and thinks he is tougher than nails. he chews tabacco and rides horses.

Mitch: Did you see that guy driving that huge truck and chewing tabacco?
Nic: Yeah, what a tecker!

tecker by asdlfkhals January 13, 2011

Tecker

It dosnt mean anything its just a replacement word for any other word ever to confuse and fuck with your friends

Started as a mis pronoucing of texture and spiraled

"Im gonna teck you"

"I dont like the tecker of your attitude"

"Dont tecker me!"

Tecker by Shroomtastic December 6, 2025

lil tecker syndrome 

a disease that is mostly known to come from the up and coming rapper lil tecca. lil tecker syndrome is caused when a artists music sounds the same every single time with no difference.

Guy 1: bro can you fucking believe it, dababy has lil tecker syndrome
Guy 2: nah he started to make some different shit he cured

lil tecker syndrome by abbanigurendayo April 7, 2020

Craig Tucker 

Craig Tucker is one of the side main characters from the popular TV show South Park, he wears a dark blue coat and hat with a yellow poof ball on top. He has one of the deepest voices of the kids. It was shown that he has black hair and yellow eyes in the ultimate power of Super Craig and Wonder Tweek] in the fractured but whole. It is shown that he hangs around with Clyde Donovan Jimmy Valmer Token Black Tweek Tweak and has been seen hanging out with Jason white in the episode South Park is gay. Craig is in a gay relationship with a boy called Tweek Tweak which only happened because some Asian girls drew yaoi of them in the episode Tweek x Craig and have been seen holding hands, Craig even calls Tweek pet names such as ‘honey’ and ‘babe’. Craig has a pet guinea pig called Stripe which apparently him and Tweek bought together, Craig is protective about Stripe as in one of the older episodes Tweek vs Craig they were seen fighting because Stan and his gang told Craig that Tweek said bad things about Stripe. Craig is seen as a bad behaved boy as he always seems to get detentions, this may be because he always flips people off, even the teachers. It is shown that he doesn’t really like Stan Kenny and Cartman, this may be because one time they stole his birthday money and became a Peruvian flute band. Some of his personas include, Feldspar the thief from the stick of truth and Super Craig from The Fractured But Whole

Craig Tucker: *flips off Mr.Mackey*
Mr.Mackey: Did you just flip me off??

Craig: No

Craig: If I could say ‘shitballs’ to the school principal, I would be soooo happy

Craig Tucker by Creek fan May 22, 2018

Tucker Fucker 

Tucker Fucker — At noon on Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster boy for having foot put dead in his ass.

Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.

For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.

There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!

If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.

Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.

The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.

Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.

No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.

Fox News became The Tucker Fucker at noon on Monday April 24th 2023 by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox just had to pay to Dominion Voting Systems. No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Fucker by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

Tucker face

A look of flustered bewilderment (eyes squinched, brows pitched, and mouth slightly agape) just before you're about about to attack someone's claim or assertion. The look Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson makes when one of his guests is speaking

Eric: That dude was talking so much shit, I couldn't wait to put his ass in place.
Barry: I know. You were giving him mad Tucker face when he was running his mouth.

Tucker face by Kalifornia Republik March 7, 2017