Techno Dick
"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"
Techno Dick by Spicy McHaggus May 7, 2008
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"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."
techno dick by blanchester June 23, 2008
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Technodick
Technodick (tek-no-dik) noun: an online pissing contest in which the participants post Electronic Dance Music (EDM) clips to one up eachother.
noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.
noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM
noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.
noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM
"Jeff why are you participating in a technodick instead of useing your time to create a mixed set?"
"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."
"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."
"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."
"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."
Technodick by Semtek December 28, 2012
technodictator
A high-ranking executive of a technology company that exercises complete control of the company's direction/goal/strategy. Examples would be: Eric Schmidt, Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer
Steve Jobs is the technodictator of Apple.
Q: Why won't Barry listen to criticism about how the design of the ACME 231 will not allow us to compete with the WILY 345?
A: Because Barry is too much of a technodictator to listen to reason.
Q: Why won't Barry listen to criticism about how the design of the ACME 231 will not allow us to compete with the WILY 345?
A: Because Barry is too much of a technodictator to listen to reason.
technodictator by shepsta June 8, 2010
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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