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Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.
Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.
Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

technofucked 

A situation where various high technology devices simultaneously fail and are rendered useless.
Immediately after his internet connection dropped, Joe noticed that his cell phone didn't have a signal and the battery in his PDA would not hold a charge. He knew right away that he was technofucked.

Bob was so thoroghly technofucked that he wondered if a giant meteor had just crashed into Earth, thus terminating all electronic communications worldwide.

With no cell towers in the area, Jay was completely technofucked when his GPS system crashed as he was driving in a rural, unfamiliar part of the county.

The I.T. geek was explaining the problem in a complex, technical manner when I interrupted and exclaimed, "I'm technofucked!".

Frustrated after a few minutes of being technofucked, Scott wondered if this was how life felt in the 1950's.

Lea never enjoys camping trips in the wilderness because she rejects the idea of being voluntarily technofucked.

After just a few minutes at his grandmother's home, he was overcome with depression as the grim reality of not having wi-fi, cable TV, or air conditioning left him incredibly technofucked.

technofucked by Buzz Writeyear January 25, 2008

techniculties 

I'm sorry I can't get skype to work, I'm just really having some techniculties here.
techniculties by carnut11 September 11, 2009

technifuckingcality 

The combination of the words "fucking" and "technicality".
It is a technifuckingcality that you won the game.

I learned it by the technifuckingcality.

Avocadio-Le-Technicuo 

Formely known as "Voccaccio"
A martial art technique that specializes in throwing avocado in your opponent's guts.
Today I killed 2 men with the Avocadio-Le-Technicuo technique.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026