Tech Monkey

Someone who is really interested and passionate about technology. Not to be confused with "code monkey".

Geoff: "Hey nice Android Phone, does it have the 2.2 update yet?" Allison: "No idea, it's just a phone, you're such a Tech Monkey."

by Gee.... November 21, 2010

tech monkeys

All the wonderful tech people who perform fix-it miracles with web based platforms or IT hardware.

John: WTF? Twitter is down again!

Jim: I'm sure the Twitter tech monkeys will have it fixed it no time.

by LittleNano April 7, 2011

tech money/technology money

These are the social media overlords who took advantage of the early internet and made social media apps, they can come from old/new/non money, they are almost always male and have a tendency to sell their users data...

FYI: tech money can be new as well! Take a look at Tiktok

Mark Zuckerberg is tech money/technology money.
Yo bro tf is a tech money?
Social media overlords who made social media apps we communicate on.
Ah, aight thanks!

by Fairyjuggalo March 4, 2022

tech money

One who is often garbed in Camo and is nationally recognized for his big willy. History states this phenom can perform in bursts of 25+ minutes a clip.

Wow, Ron Jeremy can really paralyze that ass... Yea, but he aint got shit on Tech Money.

by Big J March 4, 2005

tech money

one who spends much money by way of the credit card.

Tech-money bought himself 4 pair of shoes, a new car audio system, and a new pair of pants for somebody elses girl last weekend. damn.

by L March 1, 2005