Teature
A tea-drinking, high-horse riding person who features in their own primadonna existance; generally teachers who think they are saving humanity one child at a time.
Teature by HandyManAndy June 10, 2025
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neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
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teasure
teasing and pleasure combined into one word
verb) teasuring - the act of having pleasure while teasing during sex
verb) teasuring - the act of having pleasure while teasing during sex
teasure by William M, Michael S January 9, 2009
texturelicious
An Instagram image that shows a particularly nice texture. Often composed of contrasting textures of different materials, that may combine natural textures, such as tree branches, with man-made ones, such as a bricks or rocks.
texturelicious by MacroSh00ter May 15, 2018
texturetarian
I met a girl on tinder who claims she is a texturetarian.
She won’t eat anything with a chewy or slimy texture like meat or oysters.
She won’t eat anything with a chewy or slimy texture like meat or oysters.
texturetarian by ACUITZRA June 12, 2020
Skin Texture Pack
When someone cuts themselves in a specific place to the point where the skin has a different texture than the rest of their body.
Skin Texture Pack by Depressed77 November 12, 2021
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