Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
Get the asshole tearmug. An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new asshole for you. (Assholes being an embarrassing body area.)
Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.
Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.
The drunken male marines performance on the whore house obstacle course was so pitiful that their sergeant had to tear a new asshole for all of them with a rusty pocket knife. But he praised the females for being righteous Ho's on the beach.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008
Get the Tear a new assholemug. A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.
by ka-chan April 12, 2012
Get the tear the asshole out of a grizzly bearmug. To display a level of awesomeness that eliminates all competition. To make someone, usually an audience, feel as if they have been torn a new anus by your amazing display of skill.
by John Bent November 19, 2007
Get the Tear a new assholemug. When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.
by Yoni June 1, 2004
Get the Tear a new assholemug. by Turro June 7, 2009
Get the Tear a new assholemug. by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021
Get the Tear assholemug.