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teacherest

Adjective describing something the most teacherlike statements or behaviors.
John: Can I go to the bathroom?
Jane: I don't know, can you?
John: That's the teacherest thing I've ever heard.
teacherest by The Marine 海軍 November 27, 2017
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Teachers Puss 

Another term to describe a fat upper pubic area (fupa) or Gunt... The term came out of the observation that the majority of female high school teachers above the age of 40 have a gunt...
1st student: Yo that 3rd period biology substitute was a hottie!

2nd student: Dude are you blind?? She had a BIG old teachers puss!
Teachers Puss by Rawkus October 25, 2012

Teachers 

There are 2 different kind of teachers:

1)Caring people who really want to help you learn and grow they want you to be ready to go out in the real world. They really do care about you but some teens jump to conclusion thinking that they dont care because they are being snappy one day out of a whole year. They have familys and problems just like the rest of us. They cant be perfect they are only human.

2)Dickfaces who live to terrorize kids lives. Usually men or old women. They say they care just so they can fuck with your mind but then go tell the whole staff about it and then you end up getting a phone call home and your parents find out about it and then you have all this drama shit on your hands. Until a #1 teacher tries to help you fix it!
1) Right now i have two teachers like this. Who really care and i know they care. Conversation between student and teacher

Student-Can i talk to you?
Teacher-Sure sit down. What is it?
Student-Well...blah blah blah *tear tear*
Teacher-Oh im so sorry. i know that things that happen in life make you a better stronger more mature person and i believe you are one of those stronger more mature people. Always remember you can talk to me about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.
Student-Thanks! You really do care dont you!!

2)i dont have an example for fuckers like this...they just suck!
Teachers by Rachelx January 13, 2008

teachers union 

A group of corrupt retired teachers that leverage politics to strong arm parents and board of education people to get their unreasonable demands. They protect ineffective teachers that have not even tried to do their jobs since they got tenure. The Teachers Union is basically the mafia, they are so corrupt.
That school janitor touched kids and posted it on Tik Tok, but the Teachers Union is trying to get him a raise.
teachers union by FunTimeGuy001 September 9, 2020

teachers pet 

A complete suck-up. Never gets in trouble and gets away with everything!
teacher: can someone please pass out these papers?
Joe: Of course! you look absolutely gorgeous today, have you been working out?
Sally: what a teachers pet!
teachers pet by totalawesomerocker February 14, 2010

Anti teachers pet

Always getting picked out by the teacher
Teacher:jimmy why are you out of your chair
Jimmy: literally everyone eles is out of their seat why am I such a anti teachers pet
Anti teachers pet by No work pls February 12, 2019

Hot teachers 

ALl thhe guys know this, YOu know when you see that teacher with a nice ass, nice titis and a nice body all round and you just wanna fuck her soo bad but you know you can't, LONG LIVE HOT TEACHERS
Nice ass, Nice tits, Nice Body, Nice all round, Just wanna fuck soooooooo bad cause its a Hot teachers
Hot teachers by alex dumais February 25, 2010
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