Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer"

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Taylor Swift Syndrome 

As everyone knows, after Joe Jonas or whatever JoBro broke up with Taylor Swift, she went crazy. TSS or Taylor Swift Syndrome is a syndrome in which girls can get after being recently dumped by their boyfriends. Symptoms include:
Wanting revenge
Being clingy
Talking non-stop about your x on a tv show.
WANTING to talk non-stop about your x on a tv show.
Role playing you and your x with barbie dolls.

Gaby: I am so going to kill Evan for dumping me!
Haley: Why? He just broke up with you, you can't help that he doesn't like you...
Gaby: OH YEAH?! WELL I BOUGHT A SPOT ON OPRAH SO I COULD TALK ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE HE IS AND THEN SABOTAGE HIS LIFE!
Haley: Are you sure you don't have TSS?
Gaby? What the fuck is TSS?
Haley: Taylor Swift Syndrome you dork!

Taylor Swift Syndrome by Saphirra1209 March 19, 2009

Taylor Swift Standard

Complex that makes a man incapable of being interested in any woman, other than Taylor Swift.

Richard is friends with many girls; he is not interested in any of them. None are Taylor Swift. Richard is victim of the Taylor Swift Standard.

Taylor Swift Standard by Swift's Husband March 18, 2011

Taylor Swift Syndrome 

The Taylor Swift syndrome is when a person male or female cannot seem to hold on to a man/woman. It seems that everyone there with breaks up with them, they always end up alone.

Said person fails to realize that maybe the problem is THEM, and not the people they have tried to date.

you never seem to be able to hold onto a man or a woman you must have the Taylor Swift syndrome. Maybe you are the problem!

Taylor Swift Syndrome by Sbouda21 August 31, 2017

Taylor swift syndrome 

Women that all ways get there heart broken for a reason or break some one else

Ashantia got her hurt broken by ejelof and go out with some one else to break their heart she has now developed Taylor swift syndrome

Taylor swift syndrome by Taylor swift syndrome December 11, 2019

Taylor Swift Syndrome 

Where you say how much you hate drama while you stir the pot

"Oh you hate drama Susan? Do you hate it while you post about your ex 18 times a day? You have a major case of Taylor Swift Syndrome."

Taylor Swift Syndrome by Froederich_Fraunkensteen October 28, 2017

Taylor Swift Shower 

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”

This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!

Taylor Swift Shower by 31xoelle December 13, 2022