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Cuntdai

A parody of Hyundai, for porn lovers. Since the official slogan says: "Rhymes with Sunday," and they call it pronounce it Sunday, which sounds like The Hun's Yellow Pages, a porn site.

Prostitutes, ands porn freaks, drive Cuntdai cars.

by I'mcrazy December 4, 2023

Smiley Cyrus The Great

Smiley Cyrus The Great, is a joke on Miley Cyrus, and Cyrus The Great, a Persian Emperor!

What happened to Smiley Cyrus The Great? Why did she change her voice? A tabloid claimed fame's destroying her family! A joke!

by I'mcrazy December 4, 2023

Unchaining The Melody

Unchaining The Melody, is my joke, on The Righteous Brothers', famous "Unchained Melody."

The Righteous Brothers, have succeeded, in Unchaining The Melody, but The Sinful Sisters, their rival, are conspiring, to chain, the melody again! Oh, no!

by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025

George YHWH Washington

This is the true name of God, as believed by American Jews. God was the first US president.

George YHWH Washington, gave the ancient Israelites, the Ten Commandments. This is why Israel worships America, and wants to become the 51st State.

by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022

Alfrmal or Alfarmal

Alfrmal, or Alfarmal, is the proper name of the elven language. It's the Norse word for "elf speech." It's also known as Alfrnorsk, or Alfarnorsk, meaning "elf Norse." It originally was written in the Runic alphabet, also known as Futhark. However, when the elves adopted monotheism, they abandoned the Runic alphabet, due to Scriptural prohibitions against witchcraft. Note runes are used in witchcraft. Instead, elves now use the Latin alphabet. There's also another elven language, known as Alfsprache, or Alfdeutsche. This means "elf-german." Elves use both languages.

Foolish Tolkien fans, don't you know the elven language, is actually called Alfrmal or Alfarmal? It's not "Elvish!" Please correct your mistake!

by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023

Deedlit poll

Here's my second, Record of Lodoss War, Japanse anime joke, about Deedlit, an elven woman, from the series. A Deedlit poll, is based, on the British term, deed poll, which again, according to the Oxford Learner's Dictionary, is a legal document, which a person signs, to change his/her name.

SNE, the Record of Lodoss War creators, gives its British fans, a Deedlit poll, which asks them, if they should change Deedlit's name, to Dido, her other name. A joke!

by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024

Cuntdai

Cuntdai, is a parody, of Hyundai, a car company, with a retarded pronunciation, of its name. This company, claims, it "rhymes with Sunday," but it should, be pronounced, "Hyunday," instead.

Cuntdai, is a whore's favorite car!

by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025