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Prophesied Curmudgeon

When in Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, The Ghost of Christmas Future, reveals Ebenezer Scrooge, will die forgotten, if he doesn’t reform.
In the Prophesied Curmudgeon, Scrooge finally sees the error of his ways, changes his life, and adopts Tiny Tim. Merry Christmas!
by I'mcrazy March 28, 2023
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Jennifer Paige drink

A Jennifer Paige drink, is a spiked Crush soda. (alcoholic) A joke on the singer Jennifer Paige's famous "Crush" song.
I got drunk on drinking too many Jennifer Paige drinks. Maybe I should quit alchohol.
by I'mcrazy March 28, 2023
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Ljósálfheimr Norden

Ljósálfheimr Norden, is the official name of Alfheim, the elven homeland, of Norse mythology. I got the word "Norden," from the official name of The Nordic Council, an organization of Scandinavian nations. Ljósálfheimr Norden means the Nordic homeland of the light elves.
Ljósálfheimr Norden, is a limited monarchy, ruled by an elven dynasty. The Aesir gave this country its independence, in contemporary times. However, the Aesir, such as Freyr, and Freyja, are still good friends with the elves. Ljósálfheimr Norden, has good relations with Tír na nÓg, ruled by the Tuatha de Danaan, also known as the Sidhe. Tír na nÓg has a famous computier science institute, known as The Sir Charles Babbage, and Lady Ada Lovelace, Institute of Computer Science. Ljósálfheimr Norden has divisions of this institute, and computer-loving elves love studying there.
by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023
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Alfrmal or Alfarmal

Alfrmal, or Alfarmal, is the proper name of the elven language. It's the Norse word for "elf speech." It's also known as Alfrnorsk, or Alfarnorsk, meaning "elf Norse." It originally was written in the Runic alphabet, also known as Futhark. However, when the elves adopted monotheism, they abandoned the Runic alphabet, due to Scriptural prohibitions against witchcraft. Note runes are used in witchcraft. Instead, elves now use the Latin alphabet. There's also another elven language, known as Alfsprache, or Alfdeutsche. This means "elf-german." Elves use both languages.
Foolish Tolkien fans, don't you know the elven language, is actually called Alfrmal or Alfarmal? It's not "Elvish!" Please correct your mistake!
by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023
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Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr

The official name of the Dwarven republic, to the south of Ljósálfheimr

Norden, also known as Álfheimr Norden. This name is based on Germany's official name, Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr, the Dwarven republic, is mistakenly named by humans as Svartálfaheimr, the realm of the dark elves. However, the people there are actually dwarves. This country is an economic powerhouse. Dwarves and elves are both intelligent, but use their intelligence in different ways. Dwarves are practical and realist, while elves are idealists and dreamers. Alfheimir Norden is famous for its institutes for higher learning, and Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr has many industries.
by I'mcrazy March 30, 2023
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Alfheim Norden's Ministry of Culture

Alfheim Norden's Ministry of Culture, based on Denamrk's Ministry of Culture, is the elven nation's tourism site.
Looking at Alfheim Norden's Ministry of Culture stats page, I see there's a sizable populations of humans, and other interesting creatures, visiting Alfhiem Norden. Elves are very friendly and sociable, so this isn't surprising.
by I'mcrazy March 30, 2023
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Sad Potato Ki

Sad Potato Ki, is what 16BitTunes, on r/MisreadSprites, thought Ki, from Final Fantasy Legend II, “looked like a sad potato.”
16 Bit Tunes, now realizes/realises “Sad Potato Ki,” is actually, “a beautiful woman.”
by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023
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