The Alfar Union, alias Alfheim Norden, is the union of, Elven Scandinavian countries. It's named, after the historical Kalmar Union, a mediaeval union, of the kingdoms, of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway. Iceland was part of the union.
The Alfar Union, alias Alfheim Norden, was founded in 1952, in the fairy world, after The Nordic Council's founding, in the same year, on Earth.
by I'mcrazy September 12, 2024
Ljósálfheimr Norden, is the official name of Alfheim, the elven homeland, of Norse mythology. I got the word "Norden," from the official name of The Nordic Council, an organization of Scandinavian nations. Ljósálfheimr Norden means the Nordic homeland of the light elves.
Ljósálfheimr Norden, is a limited monarchy, ruled by an elven dynasty. The Aesir gave this country its independence, in contemporary times. However, the Aesir, such as Freyr, and Freyja, are still good friends with the elves. Ljósálfheimr Norden, has good relations with Tír na nÓg, ruled by the Tuatha de Danaan, also known as the Sidhe. Tír na nÓg has a famous computier science institute, known as The Sir Charles Babbage, and Lady Ada Lovelace, Institute of Computer Science. Ljósálfheimr Norden has divisions of this institute, and computer-loving elves love studying there.
by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
by I'mcrazy August 08, 2024
I have a name for Lady Caca's recent movie: House of Pussy! This is also what will happen if Lady Caca buys The Playboy Mansion! (I think it already was sold, but I don't know to whom.)
by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022
"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!
Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!
by I'mcrazy August 08, 2024
George YHWH Washington, gave the ancient Israelites, the Ten Commandments. This is why Israel worships America, and wants to become the 51st State.
by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022
I found out, on the Kingdom of Loathing Wiki, (a silly online game site) that Christmas, is called "Chrimbo," in the UK. I looked up Chrimbo, on Oxford Learner's Dictionary, and it says Chrimbo, is the British term, for the secular, and commercialized, version of Christmas. Chrimbotina Aguilera, is my joke, on Christina Aguilera, who also called herself: "Xtina Aguilera."
British Christians, may call Christina Aguilera, Chrimbotina Aguilera, if they think, she's too worldly, and not a good Christian woman, as her name, says. (Note "Christina," means: "Christian woman.")
by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024