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taylor s 

1. a very snarky person
2. a complete chach
3. she will eat your first born child
"dont get snarky with me, taylor"
"omg, taylor just ate my first born child!"
"taylor s is super fly"
taylor s by bvadal September 29, 2009
Words you can keep

Taylor's Version

It has variety of meanings, but it is also used as a mark of being a Swiftie on The Internet. Taylor Swift herself said it means that it is owned by Taylor Swift. It is kind of an inside joke that isn't one actually.
*an instagram bio*: Y/n (Taylor's Version)

taylor’s version 

the re-recorded versions of taylor swift’s first 6 albums (taylor swift, fearless, speak now, red, 1989 and reputation) with vault tracks. the taylor’s version albums are the ones she owns not 🛴 🙄. so far only fearless (taylor’s version) has been released but 1989 (taylor’s version) is rumored to be next. also can be abbreviated as tv
hey what re-recording are you most excited for?
oh i can’t wait for 1989 (taylor’s version)

or

hey what are you listening too?
i’m listening to love story by taylor swift
which version?
oh i only listen to taylor’s version!!
taylor’s version by rep era June 6, 2021

Taylor's Hookup Rules 

RULE 1- take everything guys say with a grain of salt because they are just trying to get with u, so then u never really make a connection with any of them that is deep and that u could build a relationship off of
RULE 2- dont give a fuck if a guy isn't into or does want to hook up with u, fuck him its his loss your too good looking for him anyways
RULE 3- think like a boy, once u can think like a boy then we move on to rule 4
RULE 4- is hook up like a boy. by this i mean don't get your feelings too attached, this also goes along with rule 2 if he doesn't call u after a hookup then fuck him hes not good enough for u
RULE 5- party like a rockstar, the more fun u r having without a boyfriend the more u don't need one
RULE 6- laugh at yourself, if u get made fun of for a bad decision or two u can't take yourself too seriously because the most important thing u should be doing is having fun and doing what feels right in the moment
RULE 7- u need to think with your va-jay-jay not you heart, sometimes u need to be a little slutty, the best way to get over one guy is to get under another one, i'm not saying slut it up all the time but sometimes u need to give in to your hormonal urges, if u don't u r just going to be a horny bitch
Follow any of Taylor's Hookup Rules if you are a girl and you will get laid.
Taylor's Hookup Rules by Best_buy February 13, 2010

Taylor's Law

Banks and corporates have a nasty habit of using buzzwords to promote their product in a way start-ups never do. As such Simon Taylor (host of the Fintech Insider podcast) noted, there is an inversely proportional relationship between how many Buzzwords (AI, Machine Learning and Blockchain) a bank uses, and how good their product is.

Taylor's law: The amount of times you mention AI, ML or Blockchain in your product is inversley proportional to how good it is
Damn that press release from BIG BANK sure proves Taylor's Law. Did you see the amount of times they said AI?
Taylor's Law by AListener May 31, 2019

taylor's girls

StudentS of Domincan College Taylor's Hill, County Galway, Ireland. They are are top tier ratchet girls, this is not constricted to any race. They are not the most intelligent species, often prioritising getting the shift and getting drunk before grades or anything of value. They prey on the innocent students of all boy schools, wear puffy north face jackets and survive off chicken rolls.
"Who were those gobshites screaming in Eyre square?"
"Taylor's girls"
taylor's girls by Grumpy Hippo March 1, 2020

Taylor's Nuts 

A Package Of McDonald's Sundae Topping Peanuts.
I Have "Taylor's Nuts" In My Mouth
Taylor's Nuts by Jessica McKee February 9, 2009
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