Taydum 

Someone who does the stupidest things imaginable and in the stupidest way possible.

Damn it, John is being a taydum again, he walked in the camp fire again and died.

Taydum by Bumbum January 8, 2021

tandump 

The act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the space between the first persons legs.

A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.

Ari: Hey Jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!

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Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...

tandump by AmericanSwagSociety December 9, 2010

taydem 

Hottest booty around.

Look at that juicy Taydem

taydem by Amkatt May 31, 2016

Taytum 

The Most Amazingly Beautiful person you will ever know. Caring personality, great looks, talented in every-way possible.

Dude! You see that girl?
Yea man, Shes definitely a Taytum

Taytum by They Call Me....Kernal April 4, 2011

Tayum

Another name for either a sexi person, or someone with friggin awesome hair.
Sounds like dayum.

Omg, did you see that Tayum!

Is that Tayum!

Tayum by EmilySwiger April 20, 2008

Taydem 

Taydem means sweet, smart, thick and has the hottest booty. Works hard and never gives up. Is a boy and girl name.

Taydem is fine

Taydem by Taydem February 26, 2019

Taytum 

One of the most annoying type of girls but super fun and talented. A girl who is just a little too prideful in the things she’s good at but it’s okay cause she can back it up. She’s crazy, obsessive, and insanely weird but you can’t help but love her.

“Who is that chick dancing like that?”
Oh that’s taytum.

Taytum by Unknown1313 January 18, 2019