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Someone who is retarded, mentally challenged, wears a helmet, or a normal person that seems so stupid that they might fall into the aforementioned categories.
Look at Phil wearing that foam sombrero, fuckin' tardums.
tardums by Nate_The_Nasty September 27, 2007

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.
Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!
don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020

Niggy Tardust 

Grippo King, philosopher, and artist.
Downright to the marrow, he’s the arrow through the heartless.
Sunlight in the afternoon, his shadow travels furthest.
Woven through the heart of doom, he’s bursting through the surface.
Hardly nervous, suffice to say, he understands his purpose: Threshold King of everything, a comical absurdist.
Sometimes when he talks he sings, yet keeps his high notes wordless.
When I say Niggy, you say nuthin. Niggy Tardust.
Niggy Tardust by Toussaint May 25, 2008
Latin for slow, slang for retarted.
Peter Cardi: "STFU Tardus"
tardus by Double Threat July 9, 2006

tardus extremus

An exceedingly dull-witted person; also "tardus-extremus."
Mike is a tardus extremus.
tardus extremus by Kiko February 3, 2004

Tardus Maximus 

This person is in the main control of Tardania and controls over the tard realm. He's also the most retarded person in tardania.
Wow! You're so retarded you may inherit the position of Tardus Maximus!
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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