tardums 

Someone who is retarded, mentally challenged, wears a helmet, or a normal person that seems so stupid that they might fall into the aforementioned categories.

Tardums! - Wait for the car to come to a complete stop before attempting to get out

tardums by Nate_The_Nasty September 26, 2007

tardums 

Someone who is retarded, mentally challenged, wears a helmet, or a normal person that seems so stupid that they might fall into the aforementioned categories.

Look at Phil wearing that foam sombrero, fuckin' tardums.

tardums by Nate_The_Nasty September 27, 2007

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.

Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!

don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020

Niggy Tardust 

Grippo King, philosopher, and artist.
Downright to the marrow, he’s the arrow through the heartless.
Sunlight in the afternoon, his shadow travels furthest.
Woven through the heart of doom, he’s bursting through the surface.
Hardly nervous, suffice to say, he understands his purpose: Threshold King of everything, a comical absurdist.
Sometimes when he talks he sings, yet keeps his high notes wordless.

When I say Niggy, you say nuthin. Niggy Tardust.

Niggy Tardust by Toussaint May 25, 2008

tardus 

Latin for slow, slang for retarted.

Peter Cardi: "STFU Tardus"

tardus by Double Threat July 9, 2006

tardus extremus

An exceedingly dull-witted person; also "tardus-extremus."

Mike is a tardus extremus.

tardus extremus by Kiko February 3, 2004

Tardus Maximus 

This person is in the main control of Tardania and controls over the tard realm. He's also the most retarded person in tardania.

Wow! You're so retarded you may inherit the position of Tardus Maximus!

Tardus Maximus by Tax Collector of Tardania July 17, 2021