Tacometer 

(n) tac-o-me-ter
•It is a small device used to precisely measure the percentage of taco in the air.

The air is 36% taco, according to our tacometer! We have to get out of here!!

Tacometer by Sinatra_FrankD May 7, 2018

tapometer 

A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.

I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.

tapometer by Davododger June 7, 2007

tacometer (Tm) 

A measurement generally used to measure tacos. It is equivalent to the width of an average taco, about 0.75 inches.

Hey man, I'm 100 tacometers tall!

tacometer (Tm) by zachmalmsteen August 24, 2005

Toximeter 

A mental meter, which measures the level of toxicity or negativity in the world around us.

Let me turn on my Toximeter and figure out why i'm feeling so low.
I won't work with people who raise my Toximeter levels.

Toximeter by 27weeks May 7, 2021

tanamaterialafakagal

one of those girls obsessed with materialistic things such as tans, nails, clothes and shoes

ugh look at her, she's such a tanamaterialafakagal

tanamaterialafakagal by fen nenge May 13, 2014

tasimeter 

Describes the level of unreasonable angriness and being late to previous agreed times

Bro, you are a 100 in the tasimeter. You are more Tassos than himself!

tasimeter by schmedemann May 11, 2024