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The beer tastes like shit

A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.
This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.

It tastes like shit to me 

When you don't care about any situation or someone's opinion.
It tastes like shit to me if you don't wan to lend me your charger, I can find another one.

taste like shit 

Comparable to the derivative of when terrible food tastes "like shit" well, have you TASTED shit before? You would ASSUME that it has an awful taste but I bet if you gave it a shot it wouldn't be as bad as you think. DO NOT SWALLOW! EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS!!
Son: Yuck, mom this slop you made for dinner taste like SHIT!
Mom: Fuck off, son. I have to work all day; I don't have time to cook a delicious meal.
Son: okay, I go to school more hours then you work, mom.
taste like shit by Dingle dingus November 9, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004