Used to describe something that instills a sense of euphoria to anybody who eats, drinks, or otherwise has the opportunity to taste it. See also free.
by RoboSpy March 24, 2004
A term used to describe the greatest taste of a certain food or drink product. Often used to describe the taste of common day products such as sanwiches, pizza and juices that taste exceptionally good.
guy 1: this bagel tastes amazing it is like the best i have everr tasted.
guy 2: so you mean it tastes like jesus?
guy 1: yeah, exactly.
guy 2: so you mean it tastes like jesus?
guy 1: yeah, exactly.
by ian131313 September 30, 2010
Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.
*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
by Someplace Dude February 29, 2016