Tashtarded 

The goblin energy of a Tasha who's inability to type coherently, not walk into walls and whether to push or pull a door knows no bounds

Oh god it's beyond 10pm she's getting tashtarded again
It's tashtard time

Tashtarded by Tryv January 28, 2025

Testarded 

The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.

I missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez I am so testarded.

Testarded by nickthestick February 4, 2009

techtarded 

Relating to a person or situation that is technologically impaired.

You can't figure out how to turn on your Ipod? How techtarded can you be?

techtarded by Jenn March 31, 2005

Nashtarded 

One who becomes incapable of carrying on a normal conversation due to the need to blurt out random words, usually the names of professional athletes.

1)"Yeah, i asked what time he wanted to go to the gym and he answered: uh...Mickey Morandini."

"yeah, he's Nashtarded."

2)My roomate is Nashtarded.

Nashtarded by mike trivisonno April 8, 2008

Tatarded 

1.)Someone or something that supercedes the customary definition of being stupid.
2.)Super Duper stupid
3.)Stupid to the hundredth power

1.)That girl is so retarded, she's tatarded!

2.)Oh My God, Jack was just standing there and just fell over, like gravity tripped him up or something. Man, that dude's tatarded!

Tatarded by A.Enraged April 29, 2008

Techtarded 

Retarded when it comes to using computers, retards using technology..

I can't snaptwat I'm techtarded.

Techtarded by Hahahotroddinhaley November 8, 2020

techtarded 

A person or situation that is technologically retarded

"How many megabytes of memory do you have on your external hard drive?"
"Huh?"
"Geez, you're such a techtard."

techtarded by Jamie L. May 15, 2005