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tartan paint 

A fictional item that is used to send new people in the workplace on a wild goose chase.
Right then first of all what I need you to do is go down to the shop and get a tin of tartan paint
tartan paint by Unclemoe69 March 2, 2017

tartan army 

Term generally used in describing the hoards of loyal fans who support Scotlands national football/soccer team.
tartan army by Geronimo March 29, 2004

tartan army 

The supporters of SCOTLAND...the best in the world.
Hate the English and sing FANTASTIC songs.

ITS EASY, EASY.
We'll be coming
We'll be coming
We'll be coming down the road
When ye hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys
We'll be coming down the road
tartan army by see you jimmy January 8, 2006

tartstank 

the stink on your clothes after visiting a gentlemen's club without having even touched a stripper
I have to keep an extra set of clothes in my car to fool my wife as the febreeze isn't covering up the tartstank
tartstank by Piggypotpie October 7, 2009
A tartman is a female, who is somewhat of a tomboy however is also a tart
Craig: alright kimber, got with kate last night ;)
Kimber: oh god i'd stay away from that! she's such a tartman
Craig: woah please don't tell anyone
Tartman by Craigsmith92 April 4, 2011

tardtanic 

when a retards attempt at hygene is destroyed by a giant bowel movement floating in the bath tub
"don't touch me tardtanic!"
tardtanic by bigtall March 23, 2008