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tartan paint

A fictional item that is used to send new people in the workplace on a wild goose chase.
Right then first of all what I need you to do is go down to the shop and get a tin of tartan paint
by Unclemoe69 March 2, 2017
mugGet the tartan paintmug.

Alan Smith

The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.
Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith
by Unclemoe69 February 28, 2017
mugGet the Alan Smithmug.

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