Definitions by Unclemoe69

tartan paint 

A fictional item that is used to send new people in the workplace on a wild goose chase.

Right then first of all what I need you to do is go down to the shop and get a tin of tartan paint

tartan paint by Unclemoe69 March 2, 2017

Alan Smith 

The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.

Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith

Alan Smith by Unclemoe69 February 28, 2017