Tardzan 

Call someone a Tardzan, when they do something stupid...or to piss them off.

You dropped the cake, Tardzan!

Tardzan by Tony, Ska sucks, Slipknot rules. January 13, 2003

Nutsack Tardzan

A minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circumstances in which one is naked or wearing loose pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.

In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).

It was really hot out, and I had just peeled my balls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major Nutsack Tardzan.

Nutsack Tardzan by Boopieman November 4, 2012

Playing Tarzan

This is military slang for survival and bushcraft exercises in the field.

Next week, we get to go to SERE training to survive and start playing Tarzan in Alabama!

Playing Tarzan by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Tarzanelli

Tarzanelli pl. A miasma of chunky poops on pubes. A chandelier of resplendent stool stones dangling, undulating, glistening in their wetness. Slimy tentacles in orbit of the puckered beak that is ander's asshole.

Thanks for the spaghetti! I can already feel the Tarzanelli clinging to my pastey thighs.

Tarzanelli by DevineJusTits May 5, 2020

tarzanello 

winnet, mudgrape, clingon, dingleberry. a piece of hardened crund caught in the arsebeard. tarzanello is italian for "small tarzan" - swinging through the anal jungle.

"I'll be with you in a minute, Quentin, I'm just teasing out my tarzanellos with tweezers."

tarzanello by James Hunt May 24, 2004

Tarzanian 

1. (adjective) When one's attire, designed or weathered, resembles garments worn by Tarzan.

2. (adjective) To describe lewd or inapropros behaviour during social interactions and gatherings.

1. "Dude, that hobo's rockin some Tarzanian threads."

2. "Bryan is going Tarzanian tonight!"

Tarzanian by itsmarley September 2, 2010

Tarzanelli

Tarzanelli pl. A miasma of chunky poops on pubes, a chandelier of resplendent stool stones dangling, undulating, glistening in their wetness. Slimy tentacles in orbit of the puckered sarnacc beak that is Ander's asshole.

Thanks for the spaghetti! I can already feel the tarzanelli clinging to my pastey thighs.

Tarzanelli by DevineJusTits May 5, 2020