A minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circumstances in which one is naked or wearing loose
pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.
In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a
hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled
man attempting to swing on a
vine that is just a fraction too
long (a Tardzan).