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Tardonaut
Someone spectacularly retarded. As astronauts are the best of the best, selected for their excellence, taronauts are the peak of idiocy, stupid beyond the reaches of mere retardation.
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tardonaut • tardout • taikonaut • tarbonator • tardinator • Tardnut • tardonaboom • tardonkulous • tardosaur • Tariqnaut
Tardonaut
Lucy was such a tardonaut when she told the comedian he was a racist right after he made several jokes about how racists suck.
Tardonaut by saint gulik December 15, 2008
taikonaut
A Chinese space traveler, derived from the Chinese term "taikong ren," which translates roughly as "spaceman."
American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts. Three taikonauts are supposed to be launched into orbit in the fall of 2003.
taikonaut by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003
tardinator
1. a person who does so many random stupid acts they take the prize
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.
Paris Hilton is the tardinator. She thought that the judge didn't mean it when he took away her license and told her not to drive. Now she's doin' time for her DUI. California is home of the governator and the tardinator.
tardinator by javajoan July 17, 2007
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"