Tariqnaut 

(noun) A Muslim spacefarer intended specifically to advance conquest or colonization of other worlds. Derived from "Tariq", the Arab conqueror of Spain, and "Nautes", the Greek suffix indicating the navigators of a vessel. Compared to Astronaut, Taikonaut, Najmonaut, Angkasawan, Cosmonaut, etc.

While many Muslim countries have sent Najmonauts into space over the past forty years, only the United Arab Emirates has pledged to put Tariqnauts on Mars as part of their current program.

Tariqnaut by Barb_Manatee May 10, 2021

tardonaut 

Someone who contributes significantly to the field of exploration in human stupidity.

Notice that no one left with her. So either she went alone, rather unlikely, or her friends thought she was an utter tardonaut.

tardonaut by execute December 15, 2008

Tardonaut 

Someone spectacularly retarded. As astronauts are the best of the best, selected for their excellence, taronauts are the peak of idiocy, stupid beyond the reaches of mere retardation.

She was an utter tardonaut, calling the comedian rascist - despite the entire joke being about avoiding sounding rascist.

Tardonaut by Redditor December 15, 2008

Tardonaut 

One who explores the unconquered frontier of idiocy.

Lucy was such a tardonaut when she told the comedian he was a racist right after he made several jokes about how racists suck.

Tardonaut by saint gulik December 15, 2008

Tardonaut 

Someone doing something extraterestrially stupid - a portmanteau of 'astronaut' and 'retarded'

"She went alone or her friends didn't want to be seen with her because she was an utter tardonaut."

Tardonaut by iSharQ December 15, 2008