tardifact

An object of any size, shape, etc. they are the artifacts left over by your standard retard or tard. a tardifact is there for your discovery and for your enjoyment. they can found anywhere a wild tard once roamed. leftover tardifcts can be stored for future use and for a good laugh. they are originally tard toys, or tard entertainment. anything from a tard shoelaces to a tard book can be a tardifact.

Evan was housesitting for the folks next door. the tard child left some tardifacts out to be played with.

tardifact by paul00 June 26, 2006

Tardifact

Noun an object of low quality due to it be made by someone with low talent or intelligence.

Robs home made table is a real tardifact.

Tardifact by anonymous April 10, 2025

tardinator 

1. a person who does so many random stupid acts they take the prize
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.

Paris Hilton is the tardinator. She thought that the judge didn't mean it when he took away her license and told her not to drive. Now she's doin' time for her DUI. California is home of the governator and the tardinator.

tardinator by javajoan July 17, 2007

Tardicaca Shark 

The Tardicaca Shark is the deadliest freshwater shark in Colorado. A shark mating whistle can attract the shark from over two miles away. The Tardicaca Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife

After Mimsy blew the shark mating whistle on dry land, Nathan was forced to mate with a Tardicaca Shark. Twice.

Tardicaca Shark by runningAFbear April 29, 2010

yardifact 

the small lost or discarded things you find in your front or back yard. Old pennies, cloudy pieces of glass, rusted nails, broken sun bleached kids toys. Like an archeologist who discovers fossils or ancient artifacts. A Yardifact is evidence of your yards historical record.

Nick: Hey Brooke. Check out this 1952 penny Yardifact I found digging in your backyard.

Brooke: The people who owned this house 50 years ago were all like, "Where's my penny?".

yardifact by N. Carlone. March 7, 2014

Tardictorian 

A person that has the lowest class rank in his or her class.

Bill ranked 532 out of his class of 532. Billy is a tardictorian.

Tardictorian by Easwim April 12, 2010

Tardfarter 

A semi PC word to define someone who is acting retarded, stupid, goofy, silly and idiotic. Harry and Lloyd Dumb and Dumber are tardfarters.

" Hailey! stop acting like a fucking Tardfarter!!!

Tardfarter by JAYMAN427 July 27, 2014