Tardhat
Tardhat by Lord of Herpes February 27, 2007
Related Words
tard hat • tard hatch • tardation • tardhawk • tardhamon • tardhard • Tardatarium • tardatassup • Tardatial • Tardatic
tardhard
Stupidity to the max. Working really hard at being stupid. Stupidity beyond mere mortals, a tard god.
tardhard by Norman the retard October 7, 2008
misc tardation
retarded fucks at guitar.com's "misc" forum who write bullshit like the following.....
quote:
execute all african-americans 20 satch22
By skaman7 5-10-2004 10:59:17 PM
By joniox 5-10-2004 10:58:26 PM
By pheasantrevolt 5-10-2004 10:57:48 PM
By satch22 5-10-2004 10:57:39 PM
By Arlo__ 5-10-2004 10:57:19 PM
more...
Reply:
Member: Madness_5 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:25 PM
i prefer "hang all nizzles"
Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:29 PM
Hang all niggas.
Reply:
Member: satch22 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:52:56 PM
hizzle all nizzles?
Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:54:25 PM
hangas ol niggas
Reply:
Member: pleasesirs contact this member
5-10-2004 10:51:51 PM
burn all monkeys
/quote:
quote:
execute all african-americans 20 satch22
By skaman7 5-10-2004 10:59:17 PM
By joniox 5-10-2004 10:58:26 PM
By pheasantrevolt 5-10-2004 10:57:48 PM
By satch22 5-10-2004 10:57:39 PM
By Arlo__ 5-10-2004 10:57:19 PM
more...
Reply:
Member: Madness_5 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:25 PM
i prefer "hang all nizzles"
Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:29 PM
Hang all niggas.
Reply:
Member: satch22 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:52:56 PM
hizzle all nizzles?
Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:54:25 PM
hangas ol niggas
Reply:
Member: pleasesirs contact this member
5-10-2004 10:51:51 PM
burn all monkeys
/quote:
misc tardation by Bumhole McSquirt May 14, 2004
Mental E-tardation
The physical state of the brain following consumption of ecstasy in which attempts at complex neural processes result solely in the self-realization of the tremendous mental toll ecstasy has on your basic evaluative skills.
The day after the rave my friend was suffering from severe Mental E-tardation and tried to put a hot pocket in the blender.
Mental E-tardation by Derz August 9, 2010
tardation
the condition of being completely inept, clueless, or just plain dumb; the inability to 'get a clue; the plight of an individual who consistently performs below par in the social or intellectual arena; idiocy
"Why is this idiot slowing down to miss the signal? It's a green light! Tardation!!"
"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"
"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"
"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"
"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"
"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"
"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"
tardation by Ms.Teri.Whoaman January 4, 2008
tardhawk
The trend were people gel up their hair like a Mohawk, but without shaving the sides they are really just retarded posers. Commonly seen with the guidos and the Gap wearing crowd.
Hey, did you see that douchebag with the tardhawk? Either get a real Mohawk or learn to comb your hair!
tardhawk by themanwiththeplanhellyeah February 10, 2009
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