Person with poor driving abilities, someone who may also be referred to by such words as retard or pussy.
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by rearview September 15, 2010
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During the intermission at the hockey game they played "Tard Bowling" by loading the Tardapult (a giant bungee cord) and slid a retard on a crazy carpet toward center ice to knock over some oversized bowling pins. This could also have been done by shooting 2 retards from either end of the rink towards center ice but this game would be called "Smash Up Tards"
by The Ringer November 27, 2007
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