Tardopus

A retard that's retarded on eight different levels of retarded.

James is a complete tardopus.

by plagueasaur September 27, 2013

Tardous

The act of being cool, looking cool, or just cool period.

Hey sean! you're looking hella tardous today.

by dont do drugs kiddies August 30, 2009

Tardapus

Person with poor driving abilities, someone who may also be referred to by such words as retard or pussy.

Nice signal tardapus!

by rearview September 15, 2010