by absolutelypdx June 27, 2008
Skanky, alcoholic slag that thinks she's an "actress" but is really just a complete tool. Devoid of any brains, common sense, morals, or integrity. Also, owner of a very famous pair of frankennipples.
by Nastina August 08, 2005
1. An actress who thrives on her tabloid antics rather on her acting ability (disability)
2. A hot-air balloon
2. A hot-air balloon
1. Tara Reid is a strong contender in this year's Academy Awards.
2. That Tara Reid reached an altitude of 30,000 feet.
2. That Tara Reid reached an altitude of 30,000 feet.
by J. Rizal January 18, 2005
A girl that is nothing but a fake, attention-whoring, peroxide-saturated, saggy implant-ridden, botox-filled cum recepticle. Can't act worth 9 shits as proven by "My Boss' Daughter".
If she was to die by getting glued to a toilet seat that happens to have a bamboo plant growing in it, thus growing at the very fast rate up her anus, then breaking her spine, I would rejoice.
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