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talking to 

this doesn't mean just talking. it means talking about dating. if you're talking to a boy/girl/member of the preferred gender, that means you guys are a thing and haven't made it official by going on dates just yet.
Person A: "So, how many people are you talking to?"

Person B: "Just Adam right now. I think he might ask me out soon."
talking to by the greatest bitch alive September 24, 2019

talking to 

talking to (v) -- to spend free time, communicate regularly, and engage in physical intimacy with someone with whom one might consider becoming Facebook official.

More detailed explanation available at www.genresofmylife.blogspot.com
Sean is talking to a new girl; that's why he hasn't been hanging out with the guys lately.

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

Talking to Someone 

A relationship status that is defined by being single, yet reserving yourself for the person you're "talking to".
"Do you know if she's single?"

"She is, but she's talking to someone"

talking to a brick wall 

Is a phrase used to sarcastically explain that the person you are talking to do is not listening or is so dumb that they don't understand
Wow you're so stupid it's like talking to a brick wall
talking to a brick wall by Ohdearlol December 28, 2013

talking to yourself 

Generally it is better if you keep the conversation that you are having with yourself in your head so people refrain from calling you any number of names starting with insane, unless of course it is a very interesting conversation on a very boring rainy day where other mental stimulation is nowhere to be found and a crazy person is funny not weird. During these circumstances it is always better to overdo it so the general public thinks you are kidding.

You are not crazy if you are talking to yourself as long as you do not answer.
"MOM! Johnny is talking to himself again!"
"Dont worry about it honey hes got nothing better to do today if you want to start talking to yourself, i am sure his personalities wont mind."
talking to yourself by tuxy August 5, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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