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Takotubo.jp 

At least in the show Assassination Classroom (which if you haven't watched watch it please) anyway Takotubo is Korosenei's stage where his head is popping out of the ground. That is what it is...
Korosensei's takotubo.jp form is actually really funny!
Takotubo.jp by Anime Chan 227 May 23, 2016

takotsubo cardiomyopathy

pronounced tack a soup o cardio my op ath ee

also known as "broken heart syndrome," takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a serious disease in which a sever emotional problem causes a heart muscle to weaken and can be fatal without proper treatment. it seems like a heart attack and may be diagnosed as heart failure unless doctors investigate not only medically but also get to know the patients background and personal life/issues.
"takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a real condition."

Takotsubo syndrome 

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Takotsubo syndrome by anonymous December 1, 2023

Takotsubo syndrome 

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Takotsubo syndrome by anonymous December 1, 2023

Takotsubo syndrome 

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Takotsubo syndrome by anonymous December 1, 2023

Takotsubo syndrome 

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Takotsubo syndrome by anonymous December 1, 2023
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