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It's a lemon strapped to wheels.
There goes another Takeru.
Takeru by Haruma June 29, 2011
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is the most handsome and beautiful guy in the world and is very good at math and soccer
Takeru got the highest grade in math and he is very known in school as a handsome and soccer player
takeru by Orkateru January 20, 2017
A person named Takeru is an interesting person; composing of many anecdotes and humour up in his mind. Although, he’s a very chill person he's ready to fight people who tryna start bad mouthing him. He cannot grief enough over being rick rolled.
Person 1: Takeru got so mad at being rick rolled
Takeru by DaCraizzynskyj April 17, 2021
Anything that explodes when you put it in the microwave.
make sure you only put that takeru in for 7 seconds
Takeru by heuheu February 6, 2014

Takeru Cathedral 

Takeru Cathedral is an oc/created character created within the Elysium(Universe/Earth 596.) rp/rpf series created in the Kik community in 2012. Within the story of Elysium Takeru Cathedral was said to be known as the son of "The Great Merchant." . Takeru Cathedral would be known as one of the first "Practitioner's of Light" which is further explained throughout the series as the "one's who are extraordinary holding vast understanding and power". He was known to be prodigy at rpf in the first "Towairaitorifuto War" and second Towairaitorifuto War learned every strength of nature along with Martial Arts skills known asTae Kwon Do,Krav Maga,Kung Fu and Kendo. Takeru Cathedral is most known for being a Divine Foreteller which were one of the few co-founders of the Kingdom known as Divinity.He was also known sealing away Medusa Gødon a childhood friend that had been misguided by her gift of what seem to be almost unlimited brain capacity and strength causing her to declare the second Towairaitorifuto War on the Allied Nations. Takeru Cathedral was known for his light-hearted personality and respectively as a person many looked up to and still til this day his oc is still honored in the series. During his times after the war he would go on the mentor a few other known names within the series. After some time he would pass due to a cursed sickness from the second Towairaitorifuto War leaving behind his only son Kyo Cathedral.
”There comes a time where many would advise you to do one thing boy, the world is against you Mystigin, what will you perpetrate? The path of greed and power or the path of the righteous soul?”

-Takeru Cathedral

“You and your sister Mytha contain great strength and I feel you two have a bright future.”

-Takeru Cathedral

Takeru Kobayashi 

1) To Kobayashi

2) To eat a grotesque amount

ESP. of hotdogs
ESP. at Nathan's Annual Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest

3) The ability to eat horrific amount and remain thin.

See also Kobayashi
I can't help my weight. You Kobayashi's just don't understand.
Takeru Kobayashi by Mr. Antosh March 8, 2005

Takeru Ishigaki 

Have you seen Takeru Ishigaki?
OH you mean Hentai Sama??
HAI!!!!!
Takeru Ishigaki by loverice20 December 6, 2023
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