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Taepot :) 

Taepot, a term used to describe Cian because he his a taepot.
Your such a taepot :)”
“Your the taepot :)”
Taepot :) by sssomeoneee August 23, 2021
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A term used in the West of Ireland. Usually meaning a person lacking in sense/intelligence. Used affectionately, indearing rather than insulting.
Tha man was talking and shite and his shcan called him a 'taepot'
taepot by The aussie bulldog August 7, 2017

chocolate teapot 

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.
Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"
chocolate teapot by Clansman April 22, 2009

Princess Teapot 

A guy/girl over the internet with delusions of royal grandeur.
"Hey Edd! Hows it going?"
"Hey Princess Teapot!"
Princess Teapot by ColinWR2 June 15, 2009

tennessee teapot  

A soda,beer,water bottle or a milk jug that has been used as a recepetacle for urine, then thrown on the roadside.
If your done pisssing throw that tennessee teapot out the window.
tennessee teapot by gocardscc January 26, 2009

Golden Teapot 

The act of tea bagging a male or female and then finishing them off by initiating a steady stream of urine into their mouth. The urine is then ingested. This act is more prevalent in the male homosexual community.

A Golden Teapot can be with cream or without. (ejaculating first into the mouth or after.)
You - Hey Uncle Jacob, I'm kinda thirsty, Golden Teapot?

Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.

You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!
Golden Teapot by Shad0wStalk3r March 19, 2013

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot. 

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
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