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The act of smacking someone across the face with a wet tampon, leaving a mark on their cheek
Jared's bitch was fucking him up so he whipped out her tampon and tadunked that whore to the floor. That slut's face was dripping wet as usual. Fuck that cockslut. Jared rapped to himself as he walked out, "Cum girl let me get that face wet."
tadunk by Swissmix May 8, 2006
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Tadunk-a-roos 

The combination of the popular snack "Dunk-a-Roos" and the act of "tadunking"
AND OR
When a cookie is "dunked" into the period blood of a lovely lady before being eaten.
"Boy, I can't wait to eat some of HER Tadunk-a-roos!"
Tadunk-a-roos by Sammaell March 13, 2009

tadonkadonk

A sudden uncovering of ones behind.
When her towel dropped, tadonkadonk!!
tadonkadonk by Steve Brown July 28, 2008

tadinking 

To flirt.
Take a stroll and find someone to hit on, mess with, flirth with.
Tadinking is a verb and can be writtin as
ta dinking
or used a a noun tadink, ta dink
She went tadinking and found a gorgeous HBG!
He's a great tadinker.
Ms. Sally was a tadink in highschool.
tadinking by Cheetah Greetoo February 20, 2009
Refers to anybody of any race that lacks intelligence.
That tacunk just cut me off!

She's one dirty tacunk.
tacunk by Louis Redner December 2, 2013

Baumd Taunk 

The origins of this word stem from the words "BAMD" and "TANK". BAMD refers to a specific type of vehicle primarily a Sand coloured Pontiac Sunfire with a special license plate. The TANK originally referred to the character "Tank" in the famous movie "The Matrix" - the operator with multiple computer monitors. However, due to the special colour of the car (which allows for greater camouflage to the enemy when in combat in the desert), along with the word TANK, this was how the phrase BAMD TANK was born. Through the many years this word has been used in many languages and the combined accents have resulted in the phrase "Baumd Taunk". Since this special vehicle is considered a "tank", this particular Sunfire is also modified with a special turret found in the German Tiger Tank from World War II.
FS: I want to sit in your Baumd Taunk so we can go eat the best Maniccotti in the world!
DV: No. You can buy your own at Repo Experts.
Baumd Taunk by dabaddestboy August 4, 2009

taduntadunts 

He looked fine in his taduntadunts on the beach.
taduntadunts by Max Higgins September 30, 2006
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