taco hands

The state of having the stubbornly unremovable smell of tacos on your hands

I hit up Taqueria Cancuun for lunch yesterday but I still have taco hands

by QuestionableOrigins April 18, 2015

Taco Hands

The faint, pleasant scent of lime, cilantro, and fresh onion that stays on your hands, even after washing, after you eat delicious tacos. AKA "Taco Fingers"

Let's go get tacos for lunch, so we can have taco hands for the rest of the afternoon.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt February 9, 2023

Hands Free Taco

When a girl wraps her legs around your head and you eat her out without touching her.

Male 1: Yo man have you ever gave a Hands free taco before?
Male 2: Yeah man the girl was like 80 pounds and it was easy.

by Sebastian Faustino February 12, 2015

Taco Handshake

Female masturbation, a girl using her hands to flick her clit or finger herself.

We always take the time to masturbate, to milk the snake, girls do the taco handshake.

by MC Urban Words December 28, 2010

Taco Handshake

To tug the sausage after having accumulated a descent amount of dick cheese. Preferably done by a female.

"Man, it's like a Swiss cheese factory down there. Care to give me a taco handshake, love?"

by Jaa9G August 31, 2009

Taco Handshake

The art of female masturbation while sitting on a toilet at work. At times this maybe used in substitution of a muff slap.

She was extremely horny while working but was on her period so she went to the bathroom and preformed a taco handshake.

by Hammy_03 September 26, 2009

hand taco

A hand taco occurs when all the ingredients of a taco are placed between two hands held together at the base making a v, like a taco shell.

Trotsky the dog loves hand tacos almost as much as he loves handjobs.

by TrotskytheDog February 3, 2010