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Tabanico 

Tabanico is a compulsive liar, extremely delusional with desires of grandeur, often lusts over his frinds girlfriends and waits for any opportunity to betray his friends trust for the opportunity to be close the girlfriend, Tabanicos do this routine over and over moving from circles of friends to circles of friends until they eventually have no one that wants them around or trusts them. Tabanicos usually live in a small city & drive trucks so they can lie about everything they see in their travels, When you confront a Tabanico about what they’ve Done they turn into the victim and often use a catchphrase “I’m sorry you feel that way”. If you try to assault a Tabanico out of anger they will call the cops.
Damn bro, no buddy trusts Tabanico he’s done that to at least 4 of my friends.
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Tabanidophobia

The fear of Tabanids, meaning any biting fly in the family Tabinidae or more generally biting insects, which includes Horseflies, Deer flies, Sheep flies, Sand flies, etc. because of the risk of pain and disease transmission.
"I had severe tabanidophobia for a while due to the threats of diseases. i hope i can seek therapy soon."
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Molly Tabangcora 

A short girl who yaps too much and is really bad at scrabble. She wears goofy glasses and snorts when she laughs.
“Here comes Molly Tabangcora, don’t throw up

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026