twatiosity

When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.

Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!

Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!

twatiosity by Blondie and Rawkitup June 9, 2005

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twatrocity

A nasty looking vagina. Combination of "twat" and "atrocity".

Dude 1: So you hooked up with Jenny last night?

Dude 2: Yeah dude, but her pussy was a twatrocity!

Dude 1: Bummer, dude!

twatrocity by scatwagon defenestrator April 20, 2010

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twatiosity • twatisit • Twatocity • twatrocity • Twitdiosity

Twatocity

A phrase to describe the unfortunate act some people engage in, well basically saying the stupidest things. Even the most intelligent people can and do fall foul of this.

Although not noted for his intellect George W. Bush is surely the master of this act.

"Half this game is 90% mentality" - Twatocity
Saying "phwoar!! Who farted?" Whilst visiting an incontinence patient. - Twatocity

President of Twatocity said this - "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

Twatocity by Noj77 August 11, 2010

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twatisit

A male in yoga pants showing off his cameltoe and but plug at the same time

The guy in my next door always gets his male looking Twatisit

twatisit by Damstraight May 16, 2022

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Twitdiosity

The use of Twitter and similiar platforms to continually update the world about inconsequential events in one's life.

"If I gotta read that fool's twitdiosity one more time... As if someone cares about how many times he goes to spin class."

Twitdiosity by Old hipster July 14, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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