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TV Dinner Date 

A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.

You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.

(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy

On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl

The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.
1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date

2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.
TV Dinner Date by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

TV Dinner 

(1)Food that was very popular in the 50's, now degenerated into something similar to dog food. Usually placed in a microwave for 3-5 minutes.

(2) May be used to describe easy-to-make food.

(3) Can also be used to demean someone's cooking.
"Hey, there's a chicken nugget in my brownie!"
"Green beans and gravy?"
"Whoa, the plastic wrap's caught fire!"
"I bet you couldn't even make a TV Dinner."
"This tastes like a TV Dinner"
TV Dinner by Anon319 October 18, 2007

TV Dinner 

1) Getting head while watching TV

2) Giving head while the TV is on

3) see "hungryman"
I enjoyed a great TV Dinner while watching the game.
TV Dinner by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Tennessee TV Dinner 

A game played by 3 dudes, a "Tennessee TV Dinner" is when the 1st man shits on the 2nd mans chest and draws cartoons, i.e. Spongebob Squarepants, in fecal matter. The 3rd man has to correctly guess the cartoon or he is sodomized by the other 2 men before his turn as the human canvas. If not he takes his turn as the artist.
Dude, Doug smells so bad! I heard he came in last in a game of Tennessee TV Dinner with his dorm-mates.
Tennessee TV Dinner by Mr.Sanduski December 8, 2014

TV dinner 

adj. When something is old and/or bland. Used in the song "New Track" by the G-Tones, a band consisting of 4 white teenagers from Gunnison. Their names are DJ Slayer, Skeet Murturd, MC Condor, and Prof. P-Stain.
G-Tones: Your beats are TV dinner, old and bland
TV dinner by S. Tintera August 29, 2007

TV Dinner 

Someone who is ice cold and packin a solid piece of meat
TV Dinner: Bro I just fucked your mom
Plebian: That's ice cold son
TV Dinner by S0meRand0mB0i June 15, 2021
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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