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The cool way to say "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"
Wanna Hang?
Nope. I gotta run home and see what amy's dumb ass does next on TSLAT!
TSLAT by xoMIGGLES April 18, 2009
Words you can keep
Thing Shaped Like A Thing
A kitchen timer shaped like an egg, etc. Meta version - a birdhouse shaped like a bird. Never x-rated.
The Giant Chair in D.C. is one of my favorite TSLATs. My lightbulb-shaped lamp is my favorite meta-TSLAT!
TSLAT by cakeartchick September 17, 2021
Related Words
TSLAT tsatziki talat tsatsas tselat Talater Talathion talati Talatin Talatu

Teslaturding 

A strikingly primitive and most certainly immature prank played by competing high school teams where each team attempts to turd the most Teslas in one evening, prior to the big game.
A novel detail of Teslaturding is that each separate turding must be documented in a photograph, providing both evidence for a winning team’s score as well as evidence for a future conviction should any turder brag to the wrong sources.
Teslaturding by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019

Teslatard 

Annoying Tesla whiteknights who will get out of their way to tell you how much of a moron you are for not driving a Tesla aka "an electric car". Generally, you'll find them across the Internet boasting about how perfect Elon's car company is, refusing any form of constructive criticism and shading everybody that doesn't drive a Tesla even though they haven't either. Their mind is extremely undimensional, thinking that Tesla is the only company that makes electric cars while also being disrespectful to other people who drive non-Tesla electric cars.
To prove that they've spend their money intelligently, Teslatards who actually own one of Elon's models will milk every single feature they know about their car through short videos posted on Social Media and let's not forget that ego-filling hipster attitude to finish off the look!
Teslatard- "My Tesla Model 3 can do more things than your boring gas car. It's better in EVERY WAY! Do you have 2 trunks? NO! Do you have a massive screen? NO! Do you have electric doors? N.."
Normal Person - "Understandable. Have a nice day, Teslatard."
Teslatard by xenOER September 28, 2020
Tsatsii is a sweet kind girl she puts others first before herself, she sacrifices for those she loves and cares about people. Tsatsii is an empath and as kind and beautiful as she is on the inside she is beyond gorgeous on the outside, she is a ray of light wherever she goes, you can not help but notice Tsatsii she has a great body and is very hot however she does not flaunt it and this makes her even sexier. Tsatsii's personality is a ten she is witty, funny, kind, empathetic, strong,smart and most of all loving. Tsatsii is ambitious and extremely smart usually with a higher than average IQ Tsatsii is always successful in what she does.
Tsatsii is very wise genuine and beautiful.
Tsatsii by Solarstars133 June 10, 2023

tsatziki 

An ancient remedy for disease, affliction and impotence. The Greeks invented this "magical" sauce by adding simple ingredients from the kitchen into a mixing bowl. It goes well on any and all meats, as well as bread.
Guy: "Damn yo.. what's on this meat that's so fly?!"
Chick: "Ahh.. that's tsatziki sauce."
Guy: "Whoooaaa! Quick! Let's get in the bedroom!"
Chick "Ha! And they said only prescription medicine would help!"
tsatziki by Nidht December 17, 2004
Time spent looking at my phone

“TSLAMP” is a song by the band MGMT from their 2018 album LDA
I didn’t get anything done today -oo much TSLAMP.
TSLAMP by DethRok September 30, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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