TSLAT 

The cool way to say "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"

Wanna Hang?
Nope. I gotta run home and see what amy's dumb ass does next on TSLAT!

TSLAT by xoMIGGLES April 18, 2009

TSLAT 

Thing Shaped Like A Thing
A kitchen timer shaped like an egg, etc. Meta version - a birdhouse shaped like a bird. Never x-rated.

The Giant Chair in D.C. is one of my favorite TSLATs. My lightbulb-shaped lamp is my favorite meta-TSLAT!

TSLAT by cakeartchick September 17, 2021

Teslaturding 

A strikingly primitive and most certainly immature prank played by competing high school teams where each team attempts to turd the most Teslas in one evening, prior to the big game.

A novel detail of Teslaturding is that each separate turding must be documented in a photograph, providing both evidence for a winning team’s score as well as evidence for a future conviction should any turder brag to the wrong sources.

Teslaturding by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019

Teslatard 

Annoying Tesla whiteknights who will get out of their way to tell you how much of a moron you are for not driving a Tesla aka "an electric car". Generally, you'll find them across the Internet boasting about how perfect Elon's car company is, refusing any form of constructive criticism and shading everybody that doesn't drive a Tesla even though they haven't either. Their mind is extremely undimensional, thinking that Tesla is the only company that makes electric cars while also being disrespectful to other people who drive non-Tesla electric cars.
To prove that they've spend their money intelligently, Teslatards who actually own one of Elon's models will milk every single feature they know about their car through short videos posted on Social Media and let's not forget that ego-filling hipster attitude to finish off the look!

Teslatard- "My Tesla Model 3 can do more things than your boring gas car. It's better in EVERY WAY! Do you have 2 trunks? NO! Do you have a massive screen? NO! Do you have electric doors? N.."
Normal Person - "Understandable. Have a nice day, Teslatard."

Teslatard by xenOER September 28, 2020

Tsatsii 

Tsatsii is a sweet kind girl she puts others first before herself, she sacrifices for those she loves and cares about people. Tsatsii is an empath and as kind and beautiful as she is on the inside she is beyond gorgeous on the outside, she is a ray of light wherever she goes, you can not help but notice Tsatsii she has a great body and is very hot however she does not flaunt it and this makes her even sexier. Tsatsii's personality is a ten she is witty, funny, kind, empathetic, strong,smart and most of all loving. Tsatsii is ambitious and extremely smart usually with a higher than average IQ Tsatsii is always successful in what she does.

Tsatsii is very wise genuine and beautiful.

Tsatsii by Solarstars133 June 10, 2023

tsatziki 

An ancient remedy for disease, affliction and impotence. The Greeks invented this "magical" sauce by adding simple ingredients from the kitchen into a mixing bowl. It goes well on any and all meats, as well as bread.

Guy: "Damn yo.. what's on this meat that's so fly?!"
Chick: "Ahh.. that's tsatziki sauce."
Guy: "Whoooaaa! Quick! Let's get in the bedroom!"
Chick "Ha! And they said only prescription medicine would help!"

tsatziki by Nidht December 17, 2004

TSLAMP 

Time spent looking at my phone

“TSLAMP” is a song by the band MGMT from their 2018 album LDA

I didn’t get anything done today -oo much TSLAMP.

TSLAMP by DethRok September 30, 2018