TSIS 

The word TSIS is an acronym for “That Snail Is Slow”.

It is commonly used when a snail is seen wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat, and is actively on the movie. If the snail is not a Trump supporter, it is immediately deemed fast. See the word for non-Trump supporting snails: TSIF.

Man: “WOAH TSIS”

TSIS by TSIF January 8, 2021

TSIS 

That snail is slow

Hmm TSIS

TSIS by Cheez 🧀 February 20, 2021

Tsismis 

Tsismis comes from the Spanish word chismes / Chisme, which means gossip that been adopted by Filipinos

Filipino: Ang hilig mo talga sa tsismis.

English: You really like to listen to gossip.

Tsismis by Vabe Tellurion December 19, 2022

TSISNMC 

That Shit is so Nigger - My Christ

When Junkins won the Thorpe over the phenom, TSISNMC

TSISNMC by it_aint_ez January 11, 2009

tsismising

For noun it is tsismis, it is a Pinoy word for gossip. Literally tsismising in English is gossiping (verb). It is for some Filipinos most common behavior, to tattle and tattle nuisance about nonsense talks.

ORIGIN and LEGEND: Tsismising was originally vogued by DOM Professor from one of the University in the Philippines (University Belt, Manila), when he spotted and scold one of his student at the back area of the room. He became popular because of his ridiculous talks and because of that tsismising became a craze in one of the university in Intramuros. And until that time, it was infectiously spread all over the campus and surprisingly from all University around Manila.

e.g. 1:

Prof. DOM DONATO: "WHAT THE !@#$ ! YOU AT THE BACK! YOU'RE TSISMISING AGAIN MR.POGI WHILE I'M TEACHING HERE! HOW RUDE YOU SHOWING ME WITH NO RESPECT! I'LL REPORT YOU TO SOG... GRRR, OR PERHAPS I'LL CALL A GUARD!"

MR.POGI: "BUT SIR! Actually, we're tsismising about your picked girl last night!"

DOM DONATE: "... <wink>, ssshhhhiii... <WALK-OUT>"

e.g. 2:

Girl 1: "Hey gals, what's with the tsismising i heard about you between DOM-DOM?

Girl 2: "About DOM-DOM, whatta fucking annoying grumpy instructor he is! He wanna have my no. in exchange to passed my grade..."

Girl 1: "Ow sweetie, poor you."

tsismising by Nang-IntraMOrusong-Ina-MO March 26, 2008

TSISFIKM

This Shit Is So Funny I'm Killing Myself! This usually ends with an exclamation mark, "!".

Oh I saw some fat guy fall down on Family Guy...TSISFIKM!

TSISFIKM by real3stkill4! July 7, 2010

tsistdostdotdtl 

something i just wrote relatable
let’s make it a curse word

I don’t give a tsistdostdotdtl

tsistdostdotdtl by myself obviously January 25, 2019