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Truthful

When your being a pussy and telling people the what really happened because your a stupid goodie two-shoe
Jessica is a stupid cunt
Truthful
by iTommyboy May 26, 2012
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Truthful hyperbole

1. An exaggeration so big that it creates a black hole no truth can enter
2. Bullshit
Apple salesman: The iPhone 7 has every feature anyone could possibly want!
Jason: Bullshit, what about the headphone jack?
Mike: Chill, he's just using a truthful hyperbole.
Jason: So, bullshit?
Bob: Sounds like bullshit to me.
by I stole your girl February 24, 2017
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Truthful EMmer

When a nigga loves his girl more than his girl loves him, but she won't believe a brotha
"Do I need to pop a truthful EMmer In this house?"
by Liliaceaez January 6, 2018
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truthful timmy

As introduced by the 2024 cinematic masterpiece Deadpool and Wolverine, Truthful Timmy is the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon.
"They call me 'The Merc With the Mouth'. They don't call me Truthful Timmy, The Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon."
by deadpoolscoolpseudonym August 7, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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sorta truthful

If someone is sorta truthful, he or she states information that is factual but leaves out messy or embarrassing details.
Melissa was sorta truthful about her relationship: she would let him feel her up but not penetrate.
by evil gym sock August 3, 2022
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My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023
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