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A phrase in which grabs the attention of an innocent civilian, and directs that person to touch you, in a sexual or completely safe and g-rated way!!
1. As the hottest girl in school walked past me in the hall, and said "hi", all I could say in response was "TOUCH ME".
touch me by Chrisssy T December 15, 2008
Words you can keep
An innocent, yet sincere gesture of sexual attraction and longing for physical pleasure with someone, and in rare instances someTHING!
"Come here and touch me now!"
"I like to touch, please touch me!"
"Touch Me Brian"
"Do you want to Touch Me?"
"The Professor says that he likes 'dat' and wants you to touch me"
Touch Me by The Julesman January 20, 2009

touch me tease me feel me up 

the main part from love talk by wayv
some guy on youtube also made a news video about being addicted to it but i forgot the name
kun: i can hear it callin' from where you are loving the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up
kun: call me when it's after dark something in the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up

Touch Me Not

A female whom in sexual intercourse with another female does all the giving and no receiving. Essentially the top in a lesbian sex. Hence the name referring to not being touched during.
Jane is a total Touch Me Not, she wouldn't bottom for all the money in the world.
Touch Me Not by lesbopezbo January 20, 2019

Touch me not

a stud that does not want to be touched during sex
"You think damine is a touch me not?" "definitely"
Touch me not by gaybitch213 May 14, 2019

touch me not stud 

A lesbian who pleasures her female partner sexually but wont allow sexual touches to her own vagina or breasts. Those areas remind the stud that shes a female. The TMN stud rejects all sexual situations that places her in a feminine position.
Date a touch me not stud so you never have to return head. A pillow princesses dream.
touch me not stud by Nikki King December 14, 2017

touch me here 

Touch Me Here is a game with two players, namely a couple. The rules are simple: person one is allowed to touch person two anywhere at all on their body for a short amount of time -- and they don't always have to touch with their hands. Then, person two touches person one any way that they like in return.

The players can of course set limits for how far they want to go when playing.

It's a very simple game, as you can see.
Person One: Want to play Touch Me Here?

Person Two: Sure! How do you play?

Person One: I touch you anywhere I want then you touch me anywhere you want.

Person Two: That sounds fun.
touch me here by jvhnocallaghan October 12, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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