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Tonton
1) WOAH! THAT GIRL HAD GREAT TONTONS!
2) Those tontons were awesome.
3) Something that guys jerk off to.
2) Those tontons were awesome.
3) Something that guys jerk off to.
Tonton by Tonton-lover October 23, 2010
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Tonton H • tontonka • Jean-Tonton • ton-ton • Tonto • Tinton Falls • Tinton Falls Middle School • tonetone • tontine • Tontotelle
Tonton H
The Tonton H is your famous uncle who killed many people.
He has the same mustache as Charlie Chaplin and took "gaslighting" to a whole new level.
He has the same mustache as Charlie Chaplin and took "gaslighting" to a whole new level.
Tonton H by BagheeraNoir May 7, 2024
Jean-Tonton
Noun (Jean-Tonton)
is the meaning of life. Also known as TonTonnerie. Jean-TonTon is a lifestyle. The five (5) principles of the TonTonnerie are:
1) Stay humble and true to yourself.
2) You are not alone.
3) Give love because you can’t run out of love.
4) Be smart with your time because you will run out of time.
5) Enjoy!
Verbe (TonTonne) : Mean that your are respecting the five (5) principal.
Example: (person 1) Yo bro what’s up? (person2). We TonTonne you already know my G thats life!
is the meaning of life. Also known as TonTonnerie. Jean-TonTon is a lifestyle. The five (5) principles of the TonTonnerie are:
1) Stay humble and true to yourself.
2) You are not alone.
3) Give love because you can’t run out of love.
4) Be smart with your time because you will run out of time.
5) Enjoy!
Verbe (TonTonne) : Mean that your are respecting the five (5) principal.
Example: (person 1) Yo bro what’s up? (person2). We TonTonne you already know my G thats life!
Example 1: (person 1) Yoo this song is dope who that? (person 2) Thats Jean-TonTon! or Thats La TonTonnerie!
Example 2: (person 1) Yo bro what’s up? (person2). We TonTonne you already know my G thats life!
Example 2: (person 1) Yo bro what’s up? (person2). We TonTonne you already know my G thats life!
Jean-Tonton by The1NonlyJ-TT November 22, 2021
full-tonto
1. Portmanteau meaning gone mad, very mad, formed by the Spanish, ‘tonto’ meaning ‘stupid’, ‘silly’ or ‘dumb’, and the English 'full'.
2. Vladimir Putin
2. Vladimir Putin
full-tonto by befigue February 25, 2022
some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.
Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this
disclaimer: i did not make this
Torton
A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.
Torton by Thumpnization November 6, 2020
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